All The Difference In The World

Canada vs. U.S.A

Iced Tea - Hot tea cold. In restaurants served with a spoon so you can add the sugar yourself.
Chocolate Milk- White milke with an inch think of Nesquick and a spoon again to stir yourself.
Water with meals- Menus say water upon request they have to perserve for drought, its a desert.
Can I get a cheeseburger (sure no prob) - Can I get a cheeseburger, waiter" how would you like that done?" Are you kidding me " cooked of course!!!" ( in disgust). Yes folks even at fast food places its maditory they ask.
Where are the washrooms? - The what.... you mean restrooms, are you Canadian by chance.
White vinegr for fish and chips- brown gross vinegar
Bacon/ Ham - What they call Canadian bacon is actually ham
Pop (cafeiene flavored) - Pop ( actual high doses of cafeiene in it )
Salad- You order a salad and its like ordering dressing with a side of salad. Dressing come in a soup bowl. No wonder US has highest % of obease people.

It is good to be home and to have iced tea again.